In another bizarre and insulting vegetable themed (or fruit – tomatoes are fruit right?) turn of events, The Sun, who featured Ms Flanagan as their topless cover and page 3 model last week has suggested that a ‘very small brown wrinkly object’ found by a woman in a carton of Lidl passata…stay with me…. is almost certainly Helen Flanagan’s brain.
Apparently Helen’s brain is unused and worn out, and has been missing since the mid 90s.
You are really scraping the bottom of the passata carton with your insults, The Sun.